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The Marvelously Insane FizzBuzzJazz Program.
Lady Capulet, an old bossy woman that loves to count.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, an old fart who adores to spit out letters.
Act I: The only one of them.
Scene I: The Archbishop of Canterbury is a bastard.
[Enter The Archbishop of Canterbury and Lady Capulet]
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
You are nothing!
Scene II: Count, Lady Capulet, count.
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
You are as beautiful as the sum of yourself and a cat!
Lady Capulet:
Am I worse than the square of the product of the sum of a warm gentle flower and a rose
and my pretty angel?
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
If not, let us proceed to Scene VIII.
Scene III: Fizzing to no end!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Is the remainder of the quotient between yourself and the sum of a happy cow and a
chihuahua as good as nothing?
Lady Capulet:
If not, let us proceed to Scene IV. Thou art as handsome as the sum of the sum of
the sweetest reddest prettiest warm gentle peaceful fair rose and a happy proud kindgom
and a big roman. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as fair as the sum of thyself and a honest delicious cute blossoming peaceful
hamster. Thou art as cunning as the sum of the sum of an embroidered King and a horse
and thyself. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as amazing as the sum of the sum of a good happy proud rich hero and a hair and
thyself! Speak thy mind.
Speak your mind!
Scene IV: Milady, there is jazz in thy robe.
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Is the remainder of the quotient between yourself and a proud noble kingdom as good as
nothing?
Lady Capulet:
If not, let us proceed to Scene V. You are as charming as the sum of the sum of a noble
cunning gentle embroidered brave mighty King and a big warm chihuahua and an amazing
pony! Speak your mind!
You are as prompt as the sum of yourself and a big black sweet animal. You are as noble
as the sum of the sum of a gentle trustworthy lantern and yourself and a hog. Speak your
mind!
You are as bold as the sum of the sum of yourself and a good delicious healthy sweet
horse and my smooth cute embroidered purse. You are as peaceful as the sum of a flower
and yourself. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
Scene V: Buzz me up, Scotty!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Is the remainder of the quotient between yourself and the sum of a gentle happy cow and a
chihuahua as good as nothing?
Lady Capulet:
If not, let us proceed to Scene VI. Thou art as handsome as the sum of the sweetest
reddest prettiest warm gentle peaceful fair rose and a small town. Speak your mind!
You are as prompt as the sum of yourself and a big healthy peaceful fair rich kingdom.
You are as loving as the sum of the sum of an embroidered King and a horse and thyself.
You are as amazing as the sum of yourself and a cute fine smooth sweet hamster. Speak
your mind!
You are as prompt as the sum of the sum of yourself and an amazing cunning Lord and a
hair. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Let us proceed to Scene VII.
Scene VI: Output or die!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Open your heart!
Scene VII: Oh, to jump the line.
Lady Capulet:
You are as handsome as the sum of a proud noble rich kingdom and a rural town. Speak your
mind! You are as gentle as the sum of the sum of yourself and a green mistletoe and my
father. Speak your mind!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
We must return to Scene II.
Scene VIII: Goodbye, cruel world!
[Exeunt]
Então, depois da minha luta com a SPL aqui , senti que tinha que fazer pelo menos uma finalização em qualquer desafio. E é isso.
Então, o que é tudo isso então?
Então, primeiro, declaramos as variáveis que usaremos ao longo do programa, que devem vir das peças de Shakespeare. Farto de Romeu, Julieta, Ofélia e Othello, fui com o Arcebispo de Cantuária e Lady Capulet . Suas descrições, assim como os títulos de Atos / Cenas, são desprezados pelo analisador, para que você possa colocar praticamente tudo o que quiser.
Então, vamos fazer um rei da tradução para algo um pouco menos sem sentido .
Ato I, Cena I
Begin
Lady Capulet = 0;
O ato I é bem direto: inicializamos nossa variável com 0.
Ato I, Cena II
Lady Capulet += 1;
if(Lady Capulet < Math.pow((2*2*1+1)*(2*1),2))
continue;
else
goto Scene VIII;
Nós aumentamos o valor de Lady Capulet e o comparamos com 100 (sim, essa frase inteira serve apenas para obter o número 100); se não for menor, pularemos para a cena VIII (final); caso contrário, continuamos na próxima cena.
Ato I, Cena III
if(Lady Capulet % (2+1) == 0)
continue;
else
goto Scene IV;
The Archbishop of Canterbury = 2*2*2*2*2*2*1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*2*2*1;
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*1+1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*2*1+1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
Primeiro, vemos se o módulo da divisão por 3 é 0; caso contrário, passamos para a cena IV; se for, começamos a fazer operações aritméticas e as armazenamos no Arquieperson, produzindo-as na forma de caractere assim que encontrarmos a que procuramos. Sim, no final, a ideia é entender Fizz.
Ato I, Cena IV
if(Lady Capulet % (2*2) == 0)
continue;
else
goto Scene V;
The Archbishop of Canterbury = 2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*1+2*1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*1;
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*1+(-1);
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*1;
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
Primeiro verifica se o módulo da divisão por 4 é 0 e depois continua como a mesma cena de antes Jazz.
Ato I, Cena V
if(Lady Capulet % (2*2+1) == 0)
continue;
else
goto Scene VI;
The Archbishop of Canterbury = 2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*2*2*1;
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*1+1;
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2*2*2*1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*2+1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
goto Scene VII;
Funciona como as duas anteriores, verificando se o módulo da divisão por 5 retorna 0 e, em seguida, tenta escrever Buzz; a única diferença é que, no final, pulamos uma cena.
Ato I, Cena VI
System.out.print(Lady Capulet);
Para chegar a essa cena, o número assumido por Lady Capulet não deve ter sido nem Fizz, nem Jazz, nem Buzz; então, nós a produzimos na forma numérica.
Ato I, Cena VII
The Archbishop of Canterbury = 2*2*2*1+2*1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
The Archbishop of Canterbury += 2*1+1;
System.out.print((char)The Archbishop of Canterbury);
goto Scene II;
Então, essa é a única maneira que encontrei para pular para a próxima linha: saída, primeiro, um CR, depois um LF; então, voltamos à cena II, para a qual podemos continuar com o programa.
Ato I, Cena VIII
End.
Simples o suficiente.
Ainda estou tentando ver se posso mostrar isso em execução on-line, mas não consigo encontrar um compilador on-line - aquele que eu conheço não parece combinar bem com nenhum programa, exceto o que já foi carregado, ou talvez haja algum tipo de problema com a interface entre o teclado e a cadeira ...
Atualização 1:
Após o comentário de mathmandan, editei a ordem das cenas de Jazz e Buzz. Tinha que ser feito.
